I will worship what you worship

As long as it is good to me.

I am the only one in the world

Watch how I talk to myself.

My mouth is full

Put another morsel inside.

Wipe my lips

Let me chew and eat again.

You say my belch disgusts you.

What do you mean?

I like the sound of

my food digesting.

Let me lay my back

On this

2 mile bed

And when I die

Pray for me

Because I must enjoy paradise.